quarta-feira, novembro 10, 2004

O vizinho do Norte

A This Magazine, auto-intitulada the leading alternative Canadian magazine of politics, pop culture, and the arts, demonstrando uma tremenda generosidade, descobriu e lançou a solução que poderá levar à salvação de 50 milhões de americanos:

Marry an American: No Good American Will Be Left Behind!

O que se propõem fazer? Casar cidadãs e cidadãos liberais canadianos com americanas e americanos que queiram fugir de mais 4 anos de Bush, facilitando o processo de emigração.

The idea behind Marry An American is simple: You have the power to rescue a progressive American from four more years of George W. Bush, should he be re-elected.

Americans, sick of the political climate of their homeland, have long sought refuge within Canadian borders. And let's face it, when compared to the United States, Canada is a liberal utopia & we have universal healthcare (in two languages!), gay marriage, free marijuana for everyone, and we don't like guns.

Already, our American counterparts are fleeing the U.S. in droves and buying up land along our borders. We envision a movement where everyone wins: Freedom of expression and a politically convenient marriage with love and igloos for all.

Canadian singles, tired of the dating scene, are willing to act for love or just plain pity. Let's drop our borders/inhibitions/commitment issues, set a date, pick out our china patterns and wed a sexy American liberal.

O Queimado no Momento está já a desenvolver contactos com diversas entidades espanholas no sentido de desenvolver uma iniciativa semelhante que nos deixe a todos precavidos no improvável caso de Santana Lopes vir a ganhar as eleições legislativas daqui a 2 anos. Como homem prevenido vale por dois, eu já fui adiantando serviço...